Scientists Log - Stardate End_Of_The_World

Posted on 05 Nov 2013 @ 4:26pm by Lucas Robinson Ph.D.

364 words; about a 2 minute read

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Computer! Let's go...

So it's the end of the world or something because we've been hijacked by Borg and taken to some mystery planet with crazy aliens who control the Borg and now the fleeters are going to be beam down to the planet and we're all going to die horrible assimilated fiery plasma exploding deaths. Or something like that.

It kinda sounds like being on the Enterprise, except with way more women in the command staff.

Doesn't make much sense to me though, I mean, really, if they wanted to just assimilate us they could have done it, so obviously these crazy aliens aren't that bad. Unless they're ravenous flesh eating rock-creatures!

That would really be like the Enterprise!

Anyway, while they're all worried because resistance is fertile (do it right and you get to take over their cubes!), I've got these awesome little beauties to work on. I heard they were de-Borgifying the Captain so I ran down to medical and bugged the head doctor down there (wings or not, she's cute) until she gave let me guide her through extracting some of the nanites. I didn't get many, so I have to be really careful, but I mean, I couldn't ask them to just leave them in the Captain, you know? But at least I got a few before they blasted the rest with gamma radiation.

I've been in the lab ever since. How crazy is this? Borg assimilate-your-ass nanites out of a hot green woman in my lab! I'm getting to take them apart! This is awesome! Creepy, like really creepy, but awesome. Just think about what we can learn by reverse engineering these things! How is assimilation done precisely? What medical advances allow them to manipulate such a wide range of species' at such a fundamental level? Is Borg code as boring as their communications?

These are things we need to know!

Gotta get back to work. If this is my last log then you know either it really was Armageddon or I screwed up royally and assimilated myself poking Borg nanites.

Later!

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