Up and Down like a Whore's...oh.

Posted on 02 Nov 2014 @ 11:48pm by Lieutenant Aria Rice

239 words; about a 1 minute read

Okay, computer. You and me, we gonna chat. Just a little one because oh my freakin' God, you never guess what happened! Well, I bet you do, because...well, you are a computer and know everything that's logged into you and I bet this was logged way before I am logging this which means you already know this. But nevermind.

I got promoted!

I mean, I got promoted to Lieutenant Junior Grade. Which is pretty cool and awesome and amazing, especially considering that two months ago I was a full Lieutenant. And then I got demoted to Ensign. And now I am back up to Lieutenant JG. How insane is that? That's like...wow. Insane!

Does this mean I can only serve on the Gally? I think it means that. Everywhere else I get demoted, here I get pro-moted. That is pretty...pro....yeah. Mental! It is all mental! Almost as mental as the fact my roomie is my counsellor. My very hot counsellor. And...just stuff. Stuff has happened. Loads of stuff. Loads of weird, wonderful stuff. Just stuff!

Apart from the zombies. They were not very nice. Let's avoid that in the future, yeah?

But I got promoted! Meaning my career has gone up and down and up like a whore's...err...undies. Knickers. Those...things. That's not a good comparison. I don't even know of prostitutes wear underwear.

Anyway! This is Rice, signing off for today!

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